it’s whatever.
I am broke, in the red, fucked like everyone else. But do I really have it that bad? No. I know that. But it still sucks.
That said, I’m going to be spending the next few months (along with the rest of my life) on a concerted effort to pay more than the minimum balance on my credit card.
If I put away $2 (the price of a cup of coffee without which I do not function properly) everyday I’d have $14 saved by the end of that week, $56 after the month, and a whopping $672 at the end of the year.
That seems like a VERY SIMPLE $672 to get my hands on, especially since, technically, my hands are already on or have been on that $672 at some point because it’s safely in my checking account, waiting to be spent on coffee.
What I forget after performing such a per/day/week/month/year calculation is that it’ll take a YEAR. A year is a long freaking time when the aim is $2 once a day times 365. What I need is an instant solution to my woes. And yes, I realize this is the result of ever having signed up for a credit card in the first place.
I hate money, I really do.

Maybe I can look into doing this to raise some cash. Thx, Williamsburg for my next occupation.