305does212

In other words, I'm from Miami, and I'm in New York.

so what if I’m judging books a little

Rush hour commuting here is way better than at home because you get to people watch, like I did yesterday.

For example, on this ride I was sitting in front of:

Wanna be rapper guy acting out what any snoop/tupac/biggie video shoulda/coulda looked like if he was starring in it next to weird-attractive nerd guy flashing his French novel being all, “I read in foreign languages,” who brushed puffy coat elbows with sleepy Latin lady kept awake by a seeming stranger standing in front of her asking questions, all of which she responded to with, “Que?,” all while knee-to-knee with an unaffected-by-it-all hip hop diva girl riding alongside her blinged-out gangsta of a boyfriend.

Speaking of stereotypes, the same words can mean totally different things depending on who’s saying them, as in:

This is poetic and cool, whereas this:

is creepy and unacceptable.

Judge me if you want. I’m just killing time.