Is that a banana in your pocket or a shitload of loose change?*
For the past week I’ve noticed my bag digging into my shoulder way more than usual.
Turns out I had almost $13 in change in the front pocket.
And I’ve been telling bums I can’t help them.
I’m going to hell.
*alternate title: sometimes you’re too rich to give a fuck.
Posted February 1, 2010 at 12:28am
