305does212

In other words, I'm from Miami, and I'm in New York.

how now slow-ass digestive tract?

everyone knows it takes the ol’ intestines some days to get used to a new bathroom situation.

at home, I could make up an excuse to leave, “Uhh, I need to go buy a new battery for my SunPass.”

here is a different story.

what I want to know is, how do I avoid pooping at “work”?

I’ve febreezed the facilities twice and that is two times too many for a newb like myself.