how now slow-ass digestive tract?
everyone knows it takes the ol’ intestines some days to get used to a new bathroom situation.
at home, I could make up an excuse to leave, “Uhh, I need to go buy a new battery for my SunPass.”
here is a different story.
what I want to know is, how do I avoid pooping at “work”?
I’ve febreezed the facilities twice and that is two times too many for a newb like myself.

Posted January 8, 2010 at 1:05pm